Start of Message to Alex P.
From the whole that whirled
around the depths of the abyss
straight from the black hole of this machinery
that ghost is calling you once again
ALLSEX SUSSEX SECHZIG ANNI
A LEX LILITH TITVI PARÍ
We know who shall win this fight
of the olden washboard with, harken well!,
the feisty washing machine, the evil one.
SO HELP US ARIEL! HELP US PUREX!
THE SEVENTH GENERATION IS HERE
TO WIELD THEIR ARM AND HAMMER
TO TURN THE TIDE AND GAIN THE WHIRLED.
SPANDEX, LATEX, PLAYTEX, PUREX
ALLSEX SUSSEX SECHZIG ANNI
A LEX LILITH TITVI PARÍ
ALEX ALEX ALEX
End of Message.